Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers.
to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you
Tag 3 people.

1) Your name?
Claire

Common name derived from the French word 'clair' which means bright. (aha! now I know why someone called me clair when he knows how my real name is spelt!)


Well that's true actually

2) Your age?
16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"

(lol)

3) One of your friends?
Uhm... right... jess used me. So I'm not gonna use her... 'thinks' I'll use Emma!

Rhymes with dilemma. Hebrew meaning is 'signifying greatness' rellyy cool.

4) What should you be doing?
Drawing

Drawing is a form of visual expression and is one of the major forms within the visual arts. There are a number of subcategories of drawing, including cartooning, and certain drawing methods or approaches, such as "doodling," may or may not be considered as part of "drawing" as a "fine art."
The word 'drawing' is used as both a verb and a noun:

* Drawing (verb) is the act of making marks on a surface so as to create an image, form or shape.
* The produced image is also called a drawing (noun). A quick, unrefined drawing may be defined as a sketch.
1. The drawings of Leonardo Da Vinci are amazing.
2. He was drawing a bridge.

(long... factual... boring)

5) Favorite color?
Orange!

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."

(rofl! True!)

6) Birthplace
Bagshot

The act of bringing a man to climax through either oral sex or the use of your hands. Then guarding your face with your left hand, punching the victim in the scrotum with a back, forward, back motion, Creating a sense of nausiating pleasure.
"My ex gave me a bagshot last night, it was such a conflicting moment emotionly!" Said Dale

OMGZ! LOLZ!

7) Month of your birth?
October
(this is the third option)
Tenth month of the year, and also the month of the Libra. Opal is the beautiful birthstone for October. Very exciting month. Fall takes effect, columbus sailed the ocean blue, and you can give a treat or get your azz tricked all in this month.

8) Last person you talked to?
Cas
Abreviation that stands for confidence, appearance, and swagger. The result of having CAS is an emitted aura from one's body like when Charlie Murphy met Rick James. When you have all three, people will think you are walking down the red carpet everywhere you go.

See Al Pacino & Denzel Washington
Guy: you missed it today, my CAS was off tha hook!
Fag: even if i was there i wouldnt have seen it...
Girl: oh burn!
Guy: well is it my problem that youre so big everyone is forced to see you?
Girl: ohhhhhhhhhh!
Fag: thats for me to know and you to find out
Girl: oh baby!
Guy: thats not even the right context
Girl: uh huh, uh huh!
Guy: girl, stop touching youself in public
Girl: im almost done!


9) One of your nicknames
Faerie
The proper spelling of fairy. Everyone has their own faerie and daemon. Especially useful in magick if you're a Witch or Wiccan.

(kewwwl!)

Tag three people:

Yes my lordo! (to much code geas)

I tag... uhm... well... whoever reads my journals!!